Olde Trick Tip: Fun as a concept
Time flies when your having fun. And inversely, time goes really slowly when things suck. With that said, depending on the desired pace for your life you must budget your intake of “fun”. If you wish to live a long and average life there are obvious precautions that you must take. Avoid run-ins with the law, thus avoid participating in activities that would peak the interests of law enforcement. Kinda like that “How not to get your ass kicked ” bit from the Chris Rock Show.
Staying home or being an accountant are other safe ways to live a slow and average life. But, if you so choose to live a short and fun-filled life then by all means DO NOT PRE-PLAN ANYTHING. Live impulsively and in the moment. For this type of lifestyle there are no rules. Activities involving drugs, crime, sex with std-ridden prostitutes, and base jumping are all encouraged. Careful, father time might play a trick on you and allow you to live longer than intended. You may be stuck with the consequences of your previous fun having activities. These consequences include Emphysema, Liver Failure, Mental Illness, Depression, a bad back, or ugly looks. WARNING: Those who take the slow route are not except from these consequences. All is fair in love, war, and life in general.
And finally if you are a middle-of-the-road type you will have to do a bit more fun budgeting than the two aforementioned parties. But, fret not, the middle path can be both rewarding and enjoyable. Simply, if you would like time to speed up it is you duty to engage in your definition of “fun”. If you would like things to slow down, you need to somehow bum yourself out. If you would like for things to move at a medium-pace, then you simply need to have what I like to call “medium-fun”. Mmm.. Medium. There are an infinite amount of medium-fun combinations. I will leave that up to you to decipher.